talker, on Mar 6 2009, 05:09 AM, said:
eniparadoxgma, on Mar 6 2009, 10:09 AM, said:
Banjer, as you guys may very well be aware, is a bit of a player when it comes to the ladies. What you guys didn't know though, is that he goes coocoo for coco puff crazy for wacky wiccan witch type women. Apparently Valentine's Day night Banjer got a little more loaded than usual on his favorite combination of St. Ides and rubbing alcohol mixed with kratom, and accidentally planned festivities with both of his current wenches at the same time. So, to make a short story even shorter, when they both showed up at the same time they decided it was time to play a little "Hansel & Gretel" with our dear friend Banj0. The moral of the story is to not date more than one ex-bodybuilder wiccan witch type wench and then get too lifted on psychedelics and malt liquor to keep your rendezvous separate...or you might get turned into a pizza...or something.