http://www.computerjokes.net/003.htm (too long to post)
As nvy knows, people around me are rednecks...
So..
Redneck Computer Terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What you pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco Dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARD COPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week old underwear
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Computer Jokes
Started by
RedInferno
, Oct 21 2005 02:57 AM
4 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 21 October 2005 - 02:57 AM
#2
Posted 21 October 2005 - 03:47 AM
greatness
#3
Posted 21 October 2005 - 10:15 AM
~SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
ROFL !!!!!!
ROFL !!!!!!
#4
Posted 21 October 2005 - 02:36 PM
LOL....Dave and I know all about rednecks LOL
#5
Posted 22 October 2005 - 05:50 AM
... You need to come visit me and see a whole new side to rednecks.
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