While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for
work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?
A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
She said, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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Rectum Stretcher
Started by
Guest_scaramonga_*
, Jun 26 2007 05:42 AM
6 replies to this topic
#1 Guest_scaramonga_*
Posted 26 June 2007 - 05:42 AM
#2
Posted 26 June 2007 - 06:00 AM
#3
Posted 26 June 2007 - 04:09 PM
Disgusting at first, but it's a good one !!
#4
Posted 26 June 2007 - 09:42 PM
#5
Posted 26 June 2007 - 10:29 PM
#6
Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:26 AM
ROFLMAO! do dooo do do do...
#7
Posted 27 June 2007 - 02:32 PM
LOL, that is funny!!! I bet the cop gave her a ticket for that!!
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