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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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banj0
, Mar 18 2010 06:27 AM
11 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 18 March 2010 - 06:27 AM
couple hours late but yesterday and tonight are blurring together.
Joke from reddit: (sic) is his/hers
"After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.
Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".
Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"
To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".
Joke from reddit: (sic) is his/hers
"After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.
Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".
Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"
To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".
#2
Posted 18 March 2010 - 06:41 AM
Well, I kicked back about 4 Irish Car Bombs to celebrate...and it only took me 5 minutes to replay to this message...and using firefox's spellchecker.
#3
Posted 18 March 2010 - 10:23 AM
Man I was drunk ... suffering now
#5
Posted 19 March 2010 - 11:00 PM
I'm a Murphy's man myself
#6
Posted 20 March 2010 - 03:36 AM
banj0, on Mar 17 2010, 11:27 PM, said:
couple hours late but yesterday and tonight are blurring together.
Joke from reddit: (sic) is his/hers
"After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.
Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".
Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"
To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".
Joke from reddit: (sic) is his/hers
"After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.
Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".
Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"
To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".
#7
Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:11 AM
MO, you gotta try that Widmer Hefeweizen. It's sublime.
#8
Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:26 AM
banj0, on Mar 19 2010, 10:11 PM, said:
MO, you gotta try that Widmer Hefeweizen. It's sublime.
#9
Posted 20 March 2010 - 08:13 AM
Said it before, I'll say it again---I don't go for those pansy drinks, I'm a fisherman. But with Widmer, you need the lemon slice floating on top to really experience it.
(And for those playing the home game, Koke Winter is the source of that quote. He was a well-known Western US fly-fisher that broke his leg in 4 places while climbing down a scree slope in Colorado. When he went to the doctor, weeks later, the cameras were on him and the doc asked him how the skiing was. Koke replied, "I don't go in for sissy sports, I'm a fly-fisherman.")
(And for those playing the home game, Koke Winter is the source of that quote. He was a well-known Western US fly-fisher that broke his leg in 4 places while climbing down a scree slope in Colorado. When he went to the doctor, weeks later, the cameras were on him and the doc asked him how the skiing was. Koke replied, "I don't go in for sissy sports, I'm a fly-fisherman.")
#10
Posted 20 March 2010 - 10:50 PM
Banj0 turned me onto that Widmere and I have to agree that it is some really good stuff.
However, my current love remains Hoegaarden. I love me some white ale. This one is served with a slice o'orange.
Also wanted to add that I'm with David. I prefer Murphy's to Guinness. Always have.
However, my current love remains Hoegaarden. I love me some white ale. This one is served with a slice o'orange.
Also wanted to add that I'm with David. I prefer Murphy's to Guinness. Always have.
Edited by eniparadoxgma, 20 March 2010 - 10:52 PM.
#12
Posted 21 March 2010 - 01:18 AM
you city slickers get all the good beers...
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