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The Lone Ranger and Silver
Started by
tc1
, May 01 2007 02:21 AM
12 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:21 AM
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by
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>an enemy Native-American Indian war party. The Chief
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>proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
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>honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in
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>three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you
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>three requests.
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>What is your first request?"
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>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
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>my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought
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>before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear,
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>and the horse gallops away.
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>Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
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>woman on his back
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>As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the
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>Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next
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>morning the Chief admits he's impressed.
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>"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will
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>still kill you in two days. What is your second
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>request?"
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>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
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>Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
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>the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
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>the plains and disappears over the horizon.
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>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
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>returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even
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>More attractive than the blonde.
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>She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
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>night. The following morning the Chief is
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>again impressed. "You are in deed a man of many
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>talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
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>"What is your last request?"
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>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
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>horse...alone."
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>The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
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>brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone,
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>the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
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>square in the eye and says,
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>"Listen very carefully, you dumb ass .....
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>For the Last time .......... BRING POSSEE!!!!
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>an enemy Native-American Indian war party. The Chief
>
>proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
>
>honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in
>
>three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you
>
>three requests.
>
>What is your first request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
>
>my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought
>
>before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear,
>
>and the horse gallops away.
>
>Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde
>
>woman on his back
>
>As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the
>
>Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next
>
>morning the Chief admits he's impressed.
>
>"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will
>
>still kill you in two days. What is your second
>
>request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
>
>Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
>
>the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
>
>the plains and disappears over the horizon.
>
>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
>
>returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even
>
>More attractive than the blonde.
>
>She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
>
>night. The following morning the Chief is
>
>again impressed. "You are in deed a man of many
>
>talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
>
>"What is your last request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
>
>horse...alone."
>
>The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
>
>brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone,
>
>the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
>
>square in the eye and says,
>
>
>"Listen very carefully, you dumb ass .....
>
>For the Last time .......... BRING POSSEE!!!!
#2
Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:27 AM
#3
Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:28 AM
Good One
#4
Posted 01 May 2007 - 03:47 AM
#5
Posted 02 May 2007 - 09:07 PM
Ah, an oldie but goodie!
#6
Posted 02 May 2007 - 10:56 PM
:thaustin_powers_animated_dancin :177289i5o3snv8uw:
#9
Posted 17 August 2007 - 03:58 AM
Dont know mike
#10
Posted 17 August 2007 - 04:53 AM
#11
Posted 17 August 2007 - 06:32 PM
Are you serious?! This is really sad.
#12
Posted 17 August 2007 - 08:58 PM
R.I.P. No longer will your humor brighten our days Charlie. May god rest your soul.
Edited by Scuba, 17 August 2007 - 08:59 PM.
#13
Posted 18 August 2007 - 12:31 AM
Gee, my thoughts and prayers to all. Never lost anyone on the forum before...talker.
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