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Nuff Said [Adult]
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tc1
, Apr 21 2007 12:24 AM
15 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:24 AM
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down
>for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my
>wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to
>your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'
>
> She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
>
> "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
> On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
> "Here try these on."
>
> She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
>me."
>
> Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
>
> Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
>"Here-you try on mine."
>
> He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
>
> Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
>attitude, you never will."
>
> And they lived happily ever after.
>
>
>for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my
>wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to
>your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'
>
> She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
>
> "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
> On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
> "Here try these on."
>
> She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
>me."
>
> Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
>will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
>
> Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
>"Here-you try on mine."
>
> He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
>
> Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass
>attitude, you never will."
>
> And they lived happily ever after.
>
>
#2
Posted 21 April 2007 - 12:31 AM
lol, very good one !
#3
Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:08 AM
ROFL!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY!!!!
#4
Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:11 AM
#5
Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:13 AM
Very Funny-- Also Very True these days!!!
#6
Posted 21 April 2007 - 02:14 AM
Women are getting more bold these day's that's for sure!!
#8
Posted 21 April 2007 - 03:10 AM
ROFL, not in the context of this joke no.
#9
Posted 21 April 2007 - 03:44 AM
bravo, very funny tc
#10
Posted 21 April 2007 - 05:43 AM
Ha, that was great!
#11
Posted 21 April 2007 - 05:08 PM
hahaha, loved it.
#12
Posted 21 April 2007 - 06:10 PM
Hahaha, that was funny.
#13
Posted 21 April 2007 - 06:40 PM
Not sure my wife's big butt would fit in my jeans ....
#14
Posted 21 April 2007 - 08:16 PM
You better not let you wife read that remark davarei!!!
#15
Posted 24 April 2007 - 02:56 AM
Nice, lol.
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