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ZunePhone Holographic In Developement!

Started by Steve Ballmer , May 16 2008 01:59 AM

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#1 Steve Ballmer

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:59 AM

There is not much more that I can say other than Roz and her team are
working tirelessly on the ZPH. I can't commit right now but you may see
this on the streets before next Christmas!

.... and they say we no longer innovate!

Here are some offices in Redmond with the posters up already! Get excited people!
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Edited by Steve Ballmer, 16 May 2008 - 02:02 AM.

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#2 m.oreilly

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:16 AM

thank you sir! we love you! tell us what to do, how to be more MS-centric! roz, we love you also!

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#3 hog

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 05:26 AM

OMG Mr. Ballmer! I desperately need a ZPH now! But how do you pronounce that? Zee-pee-ate-sh? Zpate-sh? Zee-pate-sh? I'm confused.

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#4 Nvyseal

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 08:39 PM

We've already seen how quick on his feet Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer can be, and it looks like the big man finally had to put those fleet-footed skills to good use, as he was recently forced to duck for cover under a barrage of (three) eggs during a speech he was giving at a Hungarian University. Apparently, the disgruntled egg-tosser was angry with Ballmer for "stealing billions in Hungarian taxpayer money," which he demanded that Ballmer give back "right now." Head on past the break for a video of the thoroughly awkward encounter.

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#5 Christopholofigus

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:59 AM

Just watched it, LOL...Steve would have tore him apart if it came to blows IMHO. That would have been cool to see, the Ball ripping a student to shreds...

He looked pretty mad there right after it happened...

"You don't want to see me when i'm angry..."

LOL